Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

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Dirty helen

When your such a nerd you have to dress up in cosplay and have your spouse call you every farm animal he can think of wile you masterbate in order to cum.

This slut I’m seeing is such a dirty Helen I she climaxed before I got to Horse but after duck.

by Corren Horn June 16, 2021

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German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.

Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!

by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018

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Hellen Keller

When a guy cums on a girls eyes and inside her ear and lets it dry so she can not see or hear. Then he must get head and have her mummble.

It really turns me on when katie mummbles while she gives me a Hellen Keller

by King Shawn October 23, 2006

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Helen

Helen’s are usually emo, but once u get to know them they are alright, most of them are crackheads, and get jealous over there sister, bc the boy they like always like there sisters more.

“Omg why does jake like my sister more then me!! Quoted by Helen

by Jakey cakey February 16, 2019

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