He-Man Woman Haters Club

From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, because that would be too scary for them. Nor are they truly heterosexual in any mature sense. Mostly they are whimpering little boys who can't deal with adult life, and project all their fear and hostility onto women, rather than having the spine to handle their own shit. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club; in case you hadn't noticed, Al Bundy is an idiot.

If you're scared of women, scared of sex, scared of life, and need someone to blame it on, you're eligible for a He-Man Woman Haters Club.

by ECStanton October 24, 2008

player hater

n. possibly the lowest form of life or if not right under paramecium or slime mold. Takes great measures to prevent true players from having sex with women they have just met.

Every time I go to the club with Karim he's gotta player hate.

by not a buster February 8, 2003

hater

a person who is very mean to another person becuase they are jealous that the other person has succeeded in something they have work hard for with effort. so they swear at people and try to make their life bad becuase their own life is messed up. those people are just really messed up becuase they try to act all cool and everything but they just arn't.

hater: what you get on the math test?
person1: 100%
hater: shut the fuck up you nerd ass.
person1: damn, your hella jealous.

by i'm innocent! November 24, 2009

Furry hater

normal people who don’t want to fuck animals, and will devote their entire life to bullying furries out of their degenerate phase. the gif below shows exactly why i hate those cringy mother fuckers.

normal person 1: look at that faggot wearing a fuckin’ neon green wolf costume

normal person 2: that thing is the exact reason why im a furry hater. now make sure that thing doesn’t get a hold of your dog.

by kill_furfags January 23, 2021

haters

a officer of the law who will arrest anyone for a personal reason

the officers are hating because they are haters

by bradythebassist April 18, 2006

Hater

One who covets

Now, don't be a hater just cause I know how to break it off proper.

by Carrie Croff January 21, 2004

hater-herpes

A figurative term given to someone who is always critically judgemental (see hating) on everyone (especially those they don't know) as if it were a symptom of a disease (i.e. herpes).

Man Laqueesha's a bitch, she gots a mean case of hater-herpes!

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmmm May 2, 2007