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German sunrise surprise

After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.
" Dude! this morning I gave my girlfriend a german sunrise surprise for breakfast."
by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010
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Nazi German

Guy 1: "Hey look at that Nazi his hair is so blonde and he's so tall"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Nazi German"
by fakies8 January 31, 2009
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Germany

The country that takes a very wonderful man away from his very wonderful lady :(
I wish all the airports in Germany would simultaneously close so I wouldn't have to be sad.
by far away February 17, 2009
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Florida or Germany

its called Germany or Florida ...dumbass...not florida or germany
dumbass if u were true loveline fans ud no that
by TheUnforigven December 12, 2003
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Flash Gordan

Gordon Freeman in Half life 2 (substance mod). Gordon now has bullet time and alot of weapons for him to go crazy with. he is stronger, faster and ready to destroy the Combine Citadel. Truelly traveling faster than light he pwns the Combine forces, and some times he goes into Uber Flash Gordan mode which lets him be invincible and noclip through walls(sv_cheats 1) Saver of earth, scientist, bullet time maniac, overall cool guy.
Flash Gordan just threw Dr. Breen out of the Citadel window, and then flying down after Breen to kill him and make an awsome matrix style landing from about 2 miles in the sky.
by Alpha Raptor May 13, 2005
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Wet German

A sexual act involving a burly, bearded German who has had a meal of sausage and beer, and has the juices from both caught in his facial-hair. With these juices covering his beard and mouth, the German performs fellatio on a woman, coming away with a sloppy-mix of food and sexual liquid on his face.
"Did you see all that weird, greasy crap in his beard? That guy looks like he gave a wet German!"
by Eyeconspicuous May 3, 2009
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Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.
That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.
by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010
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