Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016
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Uriel: oh look it's Natasha
Natasha: *activates the Freddy Thompson by walking right by him not acknowledging his existence whatsoever*
Uriel: Big 'Ol Freddy Thompson!!!
Natasha: *activates the Freddy Thompson by walking right by him not acknowledging his existence whatsoever*
Uriel: Big 'Ol Freddy Thompson!!!
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by mattharris December 11, 2016
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He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.
He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.
Person 1: do you know who Fred is?
Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.
Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.
Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.
Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.
by aus818 December 12, 2016
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Person 1 : Michelle and Fred would be cute together .
Person 2: They don't already go out ?
Person 1: one would think !
Person 2: They don't already go out ?
Person 1: one would think !
by Hawkins January 3, 2017
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