Chuckle Fucker

A comedy club groupie that hangs out with the hope of fucking a comedian.

I saw these two chuckle fuckers taking turns blowing Joe Rogan in the bathroom at the Comedy Store.

by nerumycroft November 29, 2011

Shut the fuck up

A phrase you can use when you're thoroughly fed up and you want someone to stop talking. It works better than "Shut up".

I don't understand why I can't talk about your girlfriend in front of you. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

by SanMateo July 22, 2014

fuck around and find out

basically just cause and effect but spicier

My friend decided to fuck around and find out. I still miss him.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021

Fuck You Smile

1. The smile that says "fuck you" when you can't.

2. A wan smile directed at a real asshole that you are, at that moment, unable to tell off.

Berated by his boss, Bill flashed him his fuck you smile. It offered little comfort.

by John L. Morgan August 6, 2008

national fuck your friend day

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

by medium dick mike April 8, 2021

fuck a duck

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

give no fucks

1. how many do i give? none.

2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.

3. i dont care.

me: about how many fucks do you think i give?
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.

by knowlessmore September 15, 2009