the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. Firstly, we need some definitions of how the word come to be.
Epic: Very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary.
Ism: A belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school
Epicalism is a word that means something is so epic that you believe it must be shared. Everything epic must be shared so it will be.
twitter.com/epicalism
Epic: Very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary.
Ism: A belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school
Epicalism is a word that means something is so epic that you believe it must be shared. Everything epic must be shared so it will be.
twitter.com/epicalism
Woah! Dude!! THAT WAS EPIC! I'm going to post that to Epicalism so that everyone online can share in the epicness!
by twitter.com/epicalism May 27, 2010
Get the Epicalismmug. A term used to describe soppy, saccharine, generic, and wall-of-sound-ish adult contemporary cheese music, usually having vaguely Christian undertones. The genre itself originated in 2013, after the release of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", and rose to popularity in 2021 after Duncan Laurence released his song, "Arcade". It has since been used to define artists like Alex Warren, David Kusher, and Benson Boone. The term, however, was coined in 2025 by a Pitchfork critic known as Hannah Jocelyn.
Tom: What are you listening to?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?
by Dyl Dosankan Dumms July 22, 2025
Get the Epic Sad Guy Musicmug. Any social media post (typically a photo) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Epic Postcardmug. by mr electric is god March 24, 2022
Get the the-most-epic-personmug. CrackBone : Dude, i was in CSS and i killed 6 terrorists with one bullet!
SlippyFag : Seriously? Dude you are the king of epicness!
SlippyFag : Seriously? Dude you are the king of epicness!
by DHaxing August 5, 2010
Get the king of epicnessmug. The Epic Gamer is when you're epically gaming online with and then suddenly you get a blowie outta nowhere like what
by Paper Lad November 1, 2019
Get the The Epic Gamermug.