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Donut clencher

The scrunching butt flex that happens when you're afraid.
I did a donut clencher last night so I don't shit the bed.
by Snarkygirl September 25, 2016
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.
"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"
by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020
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Yellow Donut

Child: i want a yellow donut
Mum: Thats a bagel
by Ginganinj December 22, 2018
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donut

1. the term to describe the left over powder that is found on the outer nostril after snorting a line.
2. Spare tire that is smaller than a regular tire, only for temporary use

3. Delicious american pastry with bread and covered in icing/glaze.
1. Yo, before I leave for the party, tell me if I have a donut. (points to nose)
2. Gotta put this donut on my car so that I can make it to a shop and replace this blown tire.
3. For breakfast I ate 3 chocolate donuts from Dunkin.
by NikkiDfromAZ March 4, 2015
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Donut

A person who lacks the ability to think like a capable human, ie an idiot.

Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.
Siphora is a donut.
by Cillian October 7, 2019
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Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.
‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”
by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023
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