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Dave Katz

A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
by soupsoupwowza April 1, 2022
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On Dave

A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.

Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.
"Aw man, for real?"
"On Dave"

"No cap on a stack?"
"On Dave"
by trentonischildish April 3, 2022
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Daving

A very caring boy often smart, super smart even but it's all due to his hardwork. He is such a hardworker it's astounding.
He is made to succeed but can unfortunately feel very lonely. He's under a lot of pressure, he deals with it with sarcasm and that is one of the funniest things in him. Always stronger than he thinks he is and very simple guy with great qualities he doesn't seem to be aware of, very supporting friend, he is the definition of cute too hehe.
They're as smart and cute as Daving? No it can't be.
by Shayissad April 10, 2022
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Dave's head

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size
Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.
by unknown.88 April 14, 2022
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Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.
CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
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The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.
I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.
by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022
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daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x
by davesdaddy March 15, 2022
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