Crazy Dave

Killer,scapegoat for white niggers,will fight you,drug drinker,hole poller,lost,parah

There's that crazy Dave we set up .we stole that gun and wedding ring , remember Zach,and we said crazy Dave did it.

by Godsmacker December 17, 2019

Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.

Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!

by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

Dave

Vitamin C deficient

That dave needs to suck on a lime. He's got scurvy

by JaMarcus Russell 69 June 15, 2023

dave hanlon

One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.

Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.

by prickydicky22 August 2, 2009

Dave Maurice

Dave Maurice can be a wonderful person, he his cute, has light chocolate skin and bright pink lips. also easy to talk to, he can make you happy when skies are grey, he likes board games and riddles. He falls in love with someone once he gets to know them well. if you find a Dave Maurice try and be close friend with him because he is also filthy rich but doesn't show off .

Dave Maurice made my day.
I love Dave Maurice.

by Thegoofyman May 29, 2021

Daving

Turning up to to a mates house and immediately using the toilet for poops.
Often leaving skid marks.

I’m Daving to use the toilet.

by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023

Dave

Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese

"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"

by You're fellow gay :) December 16, 2021