Discord Scrubbing

When a user logs on and has to play catch up with 200+ messages

“Did you see Alyssane discord scrubbing her way to catch up with the conversation?”

by Call me Linus May 26, 2024

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Mao (from Discord)

this bitch emo as hell i hope they fall into a pit and die a painful death

"Mao (from Discord) is the leader of the First Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and founder of the People's Republic of China from 1893 to 1974."

by dathaniels February 10, 2024

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discord accent

The nerd voice chronically online discord users/redditors get.

"Uhm... achshully my kitten is owfer 18!" - Karl
"Wow... I can really hear Karl's discord accent." - James

by RedditAdmin February 22, 2024

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A magical creature that hates memes in general chat. They get angry if you're the #movie channel with their gooball (e-kitten). These creatures often live in a mysterious place called a basement in their family's house. They do not help at all, just ban people for putting memes in general.

Discord mod: Ha! No memes... IN GENERAL

by Someoneidkdoyourreasearch February 28, 2024

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Discord Mod

A fat obese near-middle aged neck beard who have hair underneath their pot bellies and smell like they haven't showered since the American Civil War

Gets no irl female attention and Will jizz everytime they notice a girl has joined the server

typically donate's their last 20 dollars to see their e-kittens facecam

Probably yells "dattebayo fellas" while tipping their black fedora

Guy 1: Yo @Animeweeb1, Can I ask-

Animeweeb: MUTED for asking questions on the #Showmeyourfeetpics channel, next warning is a BAN

Guy1: Fucking Discord Mod

by DLONGLEGS March 9, 2024

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Discord Kitten Fetish

Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!

Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

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