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Julio disease

Every sexual disease known to man, including the undiscovered. Originated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr and refused to use protection.
Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca:"Ew, don't touch me!"
by Becbec January 10, 2017
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Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019
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weo disease

weo disease: definition: weo disease (we-o di-ss-ee-ase)
adjective
1. someone who cannut speww cowwectwy to save theiw wife;

Da stages of weo disease incwude:
Stage 1 “I am siting on da chaiw”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauow”
Stage 4 “yiam suwtibng ont jskehe chow”
Stage 5 Unweadabwe

Da disease usuawwy spweads fwom pewson to pewson, and thewe’s nu knuwn cuwe.
pewson 1: “i cjaknt du anthbing”
pewson 2: “u haz da weo disease dawg oh shit” :3
by Anonymous3455665678 March 3, 2021
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Papap's Disease

A health condition that persists, when someone says something that is completely full of shit. The lie is so rediculous, that people actually are led to believe that the person telling it is suffering from a mental illness, rather than being a total bullshit artist. While Papap's Disease was originally thought to have afflicted the elderly, such as a grandfather, certain traits have been noticed among cousins.

For example, a child saying, "It was nice playing cards with you yesterday, Grandpap. Can I come over next week, and play again?" The afflicted grandfather responds, I haven't played cards in over 20 years. It causes too many fights."

Traits among cousins can be seen in the following statement: "Yo boss, I don't think I'm going to watch that much football this year."
This guy's so full of shit, he has Papap's Disease.
by King of the 'Rite July 23, 2010
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Dick Do Disease

A very common medical disease Found mainly in overweight males of all ages in which copius amounts of fast food have contributed to making the males belly stick out farther then their dick do. See Also Toes do disease
"That boys been eating so much Sonic he's bound to get that dick do disease some day soon George"
by Bonnie-Clyde-420 June 15, 2018
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Pelvic inflammatory disease

Damn I let my Mackenzie get so bad I got pelvic inflammatory disease
by Twittedtwat June 25, 2019
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