Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010

i'll be in contact

I'll be too busy in her.

Would you like to hang out tonight? Maybe! I'll be in contact.

by DirtyDan13 April 24, 2015

Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.

Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”

by KeeGee February 20, 2020

stupid WhatsApp contact

Is a WhatsApp contact that replies your message from your status after snubbing you.

Tope's a stupid WhatsApp contact cos she only replies when she needs a favor

by Tyrantgunner September 10, 2020

Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety

Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”

by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020

The Reverse Centaur

A sex move in which someone bends over 90 degrees at the hip and giving someone else head.

"Yo your mom gave me the reverse centaur last night"

by guy cheeseburger February 16, 2022

Ball to Balls Contact

When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum

Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!

by StudMastaFlex34 April 2, 2022