third cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's grandchild

my third cousin twice removed is a politician

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

fifth cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's fifth cousin
2. fifth cousin's grandchild

I dont know my fifth cousin twice removed

by GasparThalasso June 10, 2025

third cousin thrice removed

1. Great-grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's great grandchild

I don't know my third cousin thrice removed

by GasparThalasso June 21, 2025

The Cousin Eddie

When having anal sex, you bust a nut in her ass and yell; “Shitter’s full!”

We just watched National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation. So during sex last night I came in her ass and yelled “Shitter’s full!” The Cousin Eddie never fails to make her laugh.

by E24601 July 11, 2025

A consistent standard

You need to apply a consistent standard.

Hym "You're not applying a consistent standard and you don't have a right to do this. You have to on some level understand that I don't just have to accept this as 'my life' and leave your kids out of it. You're wrong to do this and you cannot be allowed to use this against people without consequence. But I can threaten your kids without there needed to be any consequence. You kids lives do not matter more than mine and I'm not going to apologize to you. Make a statement or else. This is the way it needs to for me to agree to not murder your kids over this and I'm not accepting any conditions or contingencies."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

Bostwick consistometer

A specific type of consistometer with a rectangular structure and a sluice gate; the opening of the gate causes the fluid within to flow; the distance and time it takes for the fluid to flow helps the user determine how runny or gloppy the substance is. In the United States, manufacturers of tomato ketchup are required to measure the consistency of their ketchup with a Bostwick consistometer.

Ketchup flowed through the Bostwick consistometer at a rate of 5.0 centimeters per 30 seconds, therefore it is of satisfactory consistency.

by A. Patmos November 23, 2025