corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.

Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.

by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013

corner bored

A random person who is dared to rob a corner store just out of boredom. Usually done by guys between the ages of 13 and 15.

Usually caught in the act and taxes by police.

Guy 1: hey dude i dare you to be corner bored and get us some red bull.

Guy 2. K

by sowhatisyoname December 8, 2013

corner shredder

someone who is addicted to stay in room and sit at one corner doing things he/she likes.

I went out the room, she's there. I came back, still there. Sophia is a corner shredder.

by psychosyopnak October 20, 2014

corner corn

The last of the popcorn in the popcorn machine hopper @ the movie theater. The scrumbins and old maids stuck in the corner that they have to work to dig out. Typically what you get for your $8, then the guy behind you in line gets the fresh batch.

Bro! I totally cut in line @ the snack counter, then paid the price with corner corn. The dink behind me got the hot & fresh. Hoist upon mine own petard, Bro.

Bro! Went to Chipotle for a chicken burrito, but they were down to corner corn, so I got steak instead. Dodged a bullet, Bro.

by gmbbs November 3, 2014

cornely

A super cool sure to be uncle who doesn't smoke because he's so smart not exactly married till he reaches about thirty - thirty five because of how busy they are, he pulls girls but sometimes with his younger nephews help. Cornely is a name for a guy who is fly and can truly take someone out in a fight

Wow I wish I was that dude Cornely he's so cool

-Omg did you see cornely's shoes today
-yea he's so hot! I wish he's ask me to go out with him, every girl in the school wants to go on a date with that hunk!

by The coolest one January 3, 2015

cornely

A super cool sure to be uncle who doesn't smoke because he's so smart not exactly married till he reaches about thirty - thirty five because of how busy they are, he pulls girls but sometimes with his younger nephews help. Cornely is a name for a guy who is fly and can truly take someone out in a fight

Wow I wish I was that dude Cornely he's so cool

-Omg did you see cornely's shoes today
-yea he's so hot! I wish he's ask me to go out with him, every girl in the school wants to go on a date with that hunk!

by The coolest one January 3, 2015

Corndowg

A person who likes apes especially orangutans and gets friend zoned heaps

Oh the Corndowg has been rejected again :(

by Dr Pickles April 1, 2015