christian

someone who worships a magical "god". They also worship a Jew but will not hesitate to abuse Jewish people for what they are. How naive to think that there can be one thing running the universe. maybe people would think that humans evolving from apes is far fetched but evolution has been proven. you can't argue with results.
So if you choose to be ignorant and shut the truth out, then that's fine. But if you think about it, wouldn't you rather know where we really came from?

christian: "god is super"
me: "you're full of shit"

by Yabity October 4, 2010

Christina Aguilera

A skank who thinks the only road to female empowerment is through sex, an illusion created by men. She thinks being "street" is cool and tries desperately hard to be black with an extremely rediculous tan, and horrible slang speech, however, we are all confused since she claims to embrace her LATIN roots, not her non-existant African ones.

See: hypocrite, wigga, wigger, shigger

Slim Shady, Marhsall Mathers, Bubba Sparx, Vanilla Ice

by CrimsonBlues January 5, 2005

Christina Aguilera

A woman who used to be famous and popular at her peak in the late 90's but then became irrelevant when she got pregnant and could no longer be able to be a slut (as that is why so many people liked her).

Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad.

Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life.

Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton.

Wow she flopped harder than Christina Aguilera!

by sayithowitis July 14, 2010

Christina Aguilera

1) One of the biggest no talent cunts to ever exist!
2) The nastiest skank ho since Madonna.

Christina Aguilera is just another blonde bimbo skank who has no talent and is famous based on MTV type marketing clowns who know they can make money by proping her up in front of a mic and they will make album sales and advertising sales on tv music vid channels - 1) because she will be idolized by a bunch of mindless skank ho's who want to be like her and/or think that they are like her. And, 2) because of a bunch pathetic of horny wanna be cool guy, wanna be tough guy, wanna be gangsta wigger males (who are under the delusion that they are a man) who jack off to her videos.

by Wifukm Yung February 12, 2010

christian rock

1. Bland and generic music that seems to have a formal/harmonic/rhythmic template which all music wanting to be classified in the genre must use.

If you are synesthetic and christian rock is played, you will probably touch/taste/see/smell ass

by Ross January 28, 2004

Christian Bale

Verb. To leave

Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.

by poopy111 May 25, 2009

Christina Aguilera

A desperate wannabe who cannot fucking chose a certain style and stick with it. Her music is played over and over and over on the radio until we want to shoot ourselves, she may be able to sing to some people, but I would honestly rather hear an old fucking hag shit in my ear than hear Candy Man one more fucking time!

Christina Aguilera is nothing more than a fucking piece of shit!

by CallyLove August 12, 2007