Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.

I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.

by ric scu May 26, 2014

gloria burns

To be so drawn out on a drug that you will suck a dirty homeless man's cock for more.

I'm totally gloria burns right now.

by cumguzzler8o August 4, 2014

plumpa-bumps

The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string

Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.

by Mmmbrainz May 14, 2015

black burp

when you eat out a black girl and she pussy farts in your mouth

I was eating out this badd black betch and she was like "wanna try something new?" to which I retorted "sure, I'm always down for a good time." den dis betch pussy farted in my mouth. now all my friends call me 'black burp'

by guy who got black burped January 10, 2016

turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.

Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

slug burp

When your stomach makes a weird sound after you ate a ton of food.
Opposite of your stomach growling when you're hungry.

I got a slug burp

by Unpublished September 6, 2016

kirstin burns

A boss ass bitch . She is a Beautiful/Sexy beast .. She is loved by few and hated by many . She doesn't give a fuck what you think about her , she loves herself and that's all that matters . She will do anything for her family and friends . She is the type of Person that is always there for people when they need a friend.. But I'm also the girl who faces many issues alone , but will do anything to see someone smile . And she has a big booty and curly hair

Damn look at kirstin burns 😍

by Ohyeahhkee August 7, 2016