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National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.
“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving
by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021
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Pork Chop Breath

When your breath smells like ball sweat and semen after just giving head.
"Girl, you need to go brush your teeth. You got pork chop breath."
by Goose420 February 13, 2023
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No Breathing August

A TikTok trend where people try to not breath for the month of august, while being staged it still is treated seriously.
Person 1: Hey did you fail no breathing august yet?

Person 2: yea, I inhaled air into my lung and expelled it 😔

Person 1: I’m still going strong, seeya on the other side soilder.
by No breathing august man August 11, 2022
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Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.
An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"
by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017
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The Breath Of Versailles

What I call humans with herniated disks.
Person 1: Do you have a herniated disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good. You are now The Breath Of Versailles
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.
I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.
by PuppyJack7 September 7, 2021
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Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:
Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"
by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023
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