go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!

by Larry July 29, 2004

never cracks a book

an phrase meaning never or rarely reading

"He spends so much time on the computer that he will never cracks a book to pass the time."

by Sean dude May 29, 2008

booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.

Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.

by ben hardass September 23, 2010

Big Word Book

A sarcastic term commonly used to replace 'Dictionary' when somebody uses longer words than they normally would.

Ben : “This food is proper phenomenal.”
Kim : “You been reading up on a Big Word Book?”

by C L G February 14, 2020

virtual burn book

referring to the movie "mean girls". the burn book is a book where the main characters page pictures of their classmates and roast the shit out of them with snarky comments or by accusing them of doing weird things. a virtual burn book is a group message in which the girls (or boys) in it spend most of their time sending pictures of other people and gossiping.

-conversation from the virtual burn book-
friend 1- *sends a picture of another girl*
friend 2- Holy crust... she's so trashy.

friend 3- I heard she gave Jake an STD.

by okyeano July 18, 2017

Comic book squad

A group of people who are geeks or nerds. they usually talk about minecraft or other games and atlease one person likes comics. They hang about together.

The comic book squad walked up to the bullys and said " stop it pick on someone your own size" the bullys all ganged up on them.

by Scottish fag November 10, 2016

story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died

Man story book land is for pussies

by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017