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Bible School Crush

1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.

2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025
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Babblenis

Shut up you dumb babblenis
by Landon De Loume August 27, 2025
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Biblecampss

A gimp that does nothing with his life and lives off benefits.
Extra points if he moves to the middle of nowhere in Bulgaria
Oliver:Yeah my benefits are coming in tomorrow so I can buy more CSGO skins
Jack: You are such a biblecampss!
by Voidster101 November 11, 2025
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T-babble

Phrase used to describe a style of dialogue in filmmaking. Composed of curse-laden, quick-witted, back and forth banter concerning the most mundane of subjects. This style was popularized by Quentin Tarantino in films like Reservior Dogs and Pulp Fiction. The phrase is used equally as an homage to Tarantino as well as a put-down to copycat writers.
Jack's new script was 90 minutes of T-babble intercut with explosions.
by Chris Doelle April 20, 2007
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Undercover Bible

The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).
Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
by SUPANINJA December 10, 2009
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Beexton-Bobble Sauce

The white sticky residue secreted in and around one's mouth and or face, hair, or any other various body part which would normally be expected to resemble some cleanliness.
"Bro, did you see David's Beexton-Bobble Sauce after lunch today?"
by Beexton-Bobble Sauce October 5, 2010
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ellie bobble

ellie bobble is the most amazing person in the world! often with teletubby hair. also is likely to have small fingers.

ellie bobble is a lil cutie who you have to know! <3
aww that ellie bobble is a right lil cutie
by doppydoodarrr April 23, 2011
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