Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, it is when you diarrhea, not shit, into a woman's vagina and consequently peruse it with your erect penis.
Latisha was a kinky bitch, so she asked her boyfriend to perform an Alabama Swamp Taco on her. Her boyfriend consequently left her.
by homoHunter99 June 8, 2009
Get the Alabama Swamp Tacomug. A double sized alcoholic shot containg the following:1 one ounce shot of Jameson Isish whiskey,1 one ounce shot of two day old hot Mickeys malt liquor(must be from a 40oz bottle),and a heavy spray of mace.The resulting drink will leave the drinker writhing on the floor in intense stomach pain.Withing a few hours of consumption,the drinker will then be unable to control bowels,deficating all over themselves.
Greg:"Dude are you sure you want to drink an Alabama Shit Demon?"
Cody:"Yeah man,I'm not scared!"
Greg:"Alright man...Enjoy."
Cody:"AAAHHH!!Jesus,why!?!"
Cody:"Yeah man,I'm not scared!"
Greg:"Alright man...Enjoy."
Cody:"AAAHHH!!Jesus,why!?!"
by LazarusReturns February 6, 2010
Get the Alabama shit demonmug. by sweatychickpile February 16, 2009
Get the alabama baby birdmug. This is a woman's index finger when used as a substitute for a dildo; so-called because by default it can be still used in Alabama, where sex toys are illegal.
Jennifer had no date that night, so she planned a quiet TV movie, a bubble bath, and her Alabama sex toy
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 15, 2010
Get the Alabama sex toymug. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket where one deficates into a vagina, using the fecal matter as a lubricant. However, in the case of an Alabama LEAN Pocket, it is where a person shits in his own hand then masturbating. Often practiced by the desperatley lonely.
Alex: (Through sobs) I'm so lonely... I think it's time for an ALABAMA LEAN POCKET. (Proceeds to poop in his hands)
by SDedalus May 5, 2009
Get the Alabama Lean Pocketmug. by Rupert123 March 4, 2008
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. by cuntryboysghs March 24, 2011
Get the alabama dry rubmug.