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Game dick

An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.
Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."
by Zotts May 7, 2015
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Gamed Out

To be completely wasted to the point of no return. To the point where memory ceases to exist. High, Drunk, Bared out, whatever you may choose
Guy 1 "Yo, what happened last night?
Guy 2 "I don't even know, I was so gamed out."
by FunfettIncorporated March 28, 2009
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Gaming Coma

When someone spends pro-longed periods doing nothing in their spare time other than playing video games. This can be anything from a few days up to several months.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Dave? He was supposed to go see the film with us the other day.

Person 2: Not likely. He's been in a gaming coma all week.
by penfy May 9, 2010
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Danger Game

Any action that is believed to eventually end with a negative consequence
"That's such a danger game leaving your bong in the middle of the floor man."
by Kyle Montooth March 10, 2007
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Ender's Game

The sexual act of placing both fists into at least one orifice of your partner in a gesture of celebration.
It does still count if you put it in two separate partners.
The teaser, the pleaser, the rocker, the spocker,the shocker, the show stopper, and finally Ender's Game.

Nick "My woman said she wouldn't make me a sandwich"
Steve "What did you do?"
Nick, "I skipped from pleaser to Ender's Game, and lets just say, best fist bump ever!"
by Penquin42 December 8, 2009
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video game

invention made to distract males from their females to reduce the amount of babies born
i lay in bed naked while my boyfriend cannot stop playing the stupid video game to fuck me
by horny101 October 29, 2011
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Glitter Game

When two heterosexual males engage in a movie night consisting entirely of the Twilight Trilogy. There are no losers in the Glitter Game; only winners.
I heard those two guys played the Glitter Game last night. I wish I was as cool as them.
by #ballsdeep May 4, 2014
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