Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.

I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.

by Asshole11 February 23, 2023

Eco Shower

A shower consisting of two or more people. It is usually a device that's used to legitimize having sex in the shower. Saving water has never been so fun.

Guy: That's so cool that you spend a summer in Japan saving dolphins. You know I'd be willing to take an Eco Shower with you if you'd want to save the environment a little more.

Girl: Ok! Anything to save the Earth!

by The Real Finkle March 4, 2012

shower thought

Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar

Today I had a shower thought:

If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.

by Q8eris January 8, 2022

Frosty shower

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency

I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower

by Frostydyl August 27, 2022

brass shower

When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.

Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?

by Kungpao_ November 23, 2019

Sigma Shower

When you take a shower but only with a wet cloth

“Shit I don’t have time to shower. I guess I’ll just take a quick Sigma Shower”.

by DIPtheCHIP February 9, 2018

Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.

Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...

by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022