Someone that is very shifty who often commits to riding a bike or going on a river trip but finds “reasons” to sit at home and be a lazy pile.
by Illbill1969 September 19, 2022

Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.
I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?
by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021

A very terrible kid that thinks he is high of a blunt that had no weed in it. JOEY also thinks he can get all the girls.
by BigPPmanNoSTDS January 7, 2022

by theworldmayneverknow1234 April 19, 2014

Joey is a sexy teenager with hella hoes. Has a GENORMOUS cock. Drippiest of them all. Subscribe to SwavyWay.
by bootyslayer_236 July 11, 2020

A f****** hot cute dude. He cares not just about himself but others. And if you think you have the right to mess with anyone he cares about..... oh boy you’ve made a mistake. He’s so so so charming and a great hand holder. He knows when somethings up and every time he makes you feel better(trust me). He has hella great hair and the sweetest eyes ever. If you have a Joey in your life.....keep him close. He’s irreplaceable.
by agent_00freaking7 August 6, 2019

Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice dude with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is incredibly lit. He loves Sosa and and going str8 up. Joey is cooler than a cooler and also cooler than other guys, such named Johannes and Johann. A Joey always knows how to be the best bro. Joey is a legendary dude. If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real.
If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and a savage. If young Joey don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you. It's Joey on the beat so it's not nice. I praise the lord, and break the Joey.
by Bunnyhoops17 April 21, 2020
