February 17th

National slap a kid day

Person: That kid is so annoying
Smart person: Ikr good thing it’s February 17th
Person: What’s that?
Smart person: It’s the day where you can hit a kid
Person: yay
(They hit the kid and live happily ever after)

by Space.Frogg February 17, 2022

May 17th

National give head to every gender you see

Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first

by 69_420unkwonkuser May 1, 2022

SCP-173

SCP-173 is a "peanut shaped" sculpture constructed out of concrete. It is capable of moving at high speeds and will kill by either snapping at the base of the skull or strangulation. SCP-173 however, is incapable of moving when in direct line of sight of a person.

Be careful, SCP-173 is very harmful peanut shaped sclupture.

by kalznomnomXD May 14, 2022

July 17th

Fight your cousin day

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin

by Mlcg1 July 15, 2022

Scp-177013

Scp-177013 is in a form of an erotic doujin manga named "Metamorphosis". Reading this Manga may result in heavy depression because of it's extremely disturbing content.

That book locked up in the SCP foundation hq is Scp-177013.

by anonymous January 7, 2023

Exit 17W I-495

Exit 17W of 495

GPS: On your next right head over to Exit 17W I-495
Person: Ok wtv

by MicroCheese250 July 27, 2023

pulling a 17th

Avoiding doing work by spending time on the computer or online completing innocuous tasks. Not simply solitaire, but using graphics programs to paint mustaches on folks and posting them online. Spending inordinate amount of time in forums, posting randomly on completely useless threads, or writing definitions in the urban dictionary.

I don't know where the time went, I was pulling a 17th all afternoon.

by not17th December 30, 2008