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Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023
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Zander

A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
Bro look out there that Zander’s coming
by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019
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Zander

A persons who means, discrimination, ugly, small, no awareness of human life, has a big ego, thinks he cools, and puts everyone else down.

He thinks he so cools while everybody is actually trying to find a way to get rid of him
How do we get rid of Zander
by The Only Opinon January 31, 2020
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Zander

ZANDER IS THE BIGGEST JULIE SUPPORTER CUZ JULIE IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN GOAT!!!!!!!!!
Did you see zander buy all of julies merch
hes so stingy

Wish someone was that supportive of me
by juliedagaot6969 September 19, 2022
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Zander

A persons who means, discrimination, ugly, small, no awareness of human life, has a big ego, thinks he cools, and puts everyone else down.

He thinks he so cools while everybody is actually trying to find a way to get rid of him
How do we get rid of Zander
by The Only Opinon January 31, 2020
mugGet the Zandermug.

Zander

Person:omg you know Zander won!
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhhsister October 15, 2021
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zander

zander is the best person you will ever meet. he is fun,cool,nice and more. i love that he is my bestfriend and always will be. i hope to spend many more year with him. he makes me feel safe when a laugh. if u start a fight with him or his friends he will fight back. but he is also a angle <3
ainsley: omg is that my crush zander ?
me: yess go ask him out!!
ainsley: ok i will go do to
by thatonegirlryleigh February 7, 2022
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