A combination of the acronyms YOLO and SWAG combined. As a result they stand for You only live once because secretly we are gay.
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Dave: oi! Pete! want some Yorkshire Caviar
Pete: Yeah! they sound well posh!
Dave: Not really, it's just mushy peas
Pete: Ahh, good one.
Pete: Yeah! they sound well posh!
Dave: Not really, it's just mushy peas
Pete: Ahh, good one.
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Get the Yorkshire Caviar mug.A yoloswagger is someone who is a member of the yoloswag scene. The yoloswag scene is similar to other popular unfortunate scenes, such as hipsters, emos, and scenesters. Yoloswaggers in essence are new-age gangbangers with a bit more class. They tend to frequently act calm, perhaps stoned, in order to meet the standards of their fellow yoloswaggers. These people tend to wear clothing brands such as Obey and Supreme, and have occasionally adopted the infamous hipster glasses. They also probably listen to Wiz Khalifa, Drake, and Tyga, but may sometimes indulge in OFWGKTA, too.
The word yoloswagger is derived from the words yolo and swag. The word yolo, interestingly enough, originated from the acronym, YOLO, which stands for "you only live once." Yolo and swag are words that are commonly associated with these types of people.
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Yorkshire Terriers are dumb, difficult to house break, and tend to be territorial despite the limitations of their size. They often attack strangers and larger animals, disregarding their own size disadvantage. These behaviors are, however, encouraged by their owners because they see it as being "cute".
These dogs are probably the best example of artificial selection. They have weak bone structure which causes them to be unable to survive short falls. They also are known to suffer from things like seizure, liver shunt, and collapsed trachea.
Yorkshire Terriers are dumb, difficult to house break, and tend to be territorial despite the limitations of their size. They often attack strangers and larger animals, disregarding their own size disadvantage. These behaviors are, however, encouraged by their owners because they see it as being "cute".
These dogs are probably the best example of artificial selection. They have weak bone structure which causes them to be unable to survive short falls. They also are known to suffer from things like seizure, liver shunt, and collapsed trachea.
Normal Dog Owner: What the hell is that mop trying to do to my dog?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It's dominating. Isn't it cute?
Normal Dog Owner: Well it's going to dominate its way into my dog's stomach if it isn't careful.
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: Help, my dog broke every bone in its body!
Vet: What the hell happened?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It jumped off my foot stool!
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It's dominating. Isn't it cute?
Normal Dog Owner: Well it's going to dominate its way into my dog's stomach if it isn't careful.
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: Help, my dog broke every bone in its body!
Vet: What the hell happened?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It jumped off my foot stool!
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