yokos

Absolute worst person or place, to a point where you hate them but saying anything will only cause unnecessary drama.

Guy 1: I’m gonna put my sandwich in here
Guy2: *eats sandwich*
Guy1: don’t be a Yokos my guy

by AberGirl February 23, 2019

yoko-ono-masticon

A collection of Yoko Ono's ethnic spells.

Dude, I only listened to a smidge of a yoko-ono-masticon, and I wanna creampie a Pacific Islander.

by eccojamsvol1 September 17, 2024

Yoko Ono'ing

When one of the lads gets a girlfriend and he leaves the group to be with her.

Dave: Ever since Robert got with Kate. He's been spending more time with her than us!

Ben: He would rather spend a Saturday with her than watch the football with us while having a beer.

Dave: Ever since she stepped in the scene she's been Yoko Ono'ing him from the group!

by Happy dinosaur October 22, 2025

Yoko

The most wonderful person in existence, someone worthy of existence.

Hey gays yoko was so cool for adopting 12 children including me

by Aiko? February 23, 2022

yoko

Yoko is a word for a man who acts in a very feminine manner yet is closeted and refuses to come out.
Originates from tiktok and random discord servers.

You're so yoko!
Bro's acting so yoko right now.
Man's definitely yoko..

by ItinerantAshes March 31, 2023

yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

by garbagebread June 11, 2024

Yoko Ono

Someone with saggy titties

Max: Did you see Sarah's titties? She's like Yoko Ono!
Brian: Gross!

by ZestyZestyBeast December 23, 2023