ditch work

You ditch work when you avoid work by staying away or leaving early without permission. Perhaps someone pretends to suffer sickness (= fake flu or because of something you ate last night) and means to stay at home to recover, but indeed you need an excuse for missing work.

Today I am going to ditch work and go fishing instead.

by Earth rocker June 16, 2016

It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

Hey man It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

Cool!

by Areyman45 December 11, 2021

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008

does not work that way

Phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. Originally from the character Morbo on Futurama.

Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

by dskdksdjk September 24, 2009

donkey work

Manual labour performed by one of lesser exoteric and assertive qualities than the leader. See bitch.

Jack is the youngest and weakest, the donkey work should toughthen him up a little.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Doing Work

A term used when someone is trying to pick up a member of their preferred sex.

For instance someone in a club might be there to "do work" which is to say that they are there to meet some ladies and hopefully score some digits or perhaps some play.

Not to be confused with 'Kobe Doing Work' which was a Spike Lee Joint using a more literal definition of the term, meaning to work hard.

Erik: "Dude there are some hot ladies out here tonight"
Curl: "Why don't you head out on the dance floor and do work"
Erik: "Word"

Guy: "Hey man, nice to see you out in the club"
Other Guy: "Yeah you know, I'm just here doing work"

by MellionBob June 13, 2009

did work

this is a term used to describe acomplishement in a certain task. mainly achieving something such as kicking ass in a particular event or outing. Or bringing a member of the opposite sex back to your place and gettin the job done.

"i saw emily leavin' your place lastnight...what was all that about?"
"i did work son.."

"yo...that game of beer pong.."
"i know. we did work"

by project_supra March 1, 2007