Woolies Bag

A person who strolls the streets with a Woolies bag and a 6 pack of the cheapest beers a man can find. There typical night usually ends at the Vic or Campo where they are passed out begging for a stig of some sort.

Did you see that guy? He was such a woolies bag!

by Gronicon December 19, 2021

Wooly Assbumper

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.

"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."

by BigChedda July 11, 2014

wooly booger

an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'

I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.

by John Schiro December 14, 2008

wooly mammoth

when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.

"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"

by skullkrack November 23, 2011

Wooly Willy

Like a tea bag, to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping, but shave you balls while doing it, and arrange the pubes into the shape of a Moustache or Beard

Look, I Wooly Willy'd Ian, and now he has a beard.

by Addiary July 19, 2010

wooly sweater

Getting vaginal juices in and around areas with excessive hair.

I accidentally fucked her while she was on her period and I got a wooly sweater in my chest hair.

by Rape A Hoe February 20, 2014

wooly Wamfle

A guy who plays Video games a lot but is still really bad. Often plays GTA or Farcry 4. Will annoy you if has the chance but will always fail.

Damn, that guy tried to kill me 15 times. What a Wooly Wamfle.

by WoolyWamfle May 6, 2017