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Wobbly Eye

"oh my PT has one of those eyes, you know.. a wobbly eye"
Wobbly Eye by alyakkkk March 1, 2023

Wobbly eyed 

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

wobbly nigga 

A nigga that happens to wobble a lot
This wobbly nigga gonna fall over
wobbly nigga by KsiekHNB September 15, 2023

wobbly w 

Refers to a sex move its when your performing the #pigroast instead of doing the #effiltower which is high fiving while 2 guys fuck 1 girl they #wobblyw
Which is when you have a arm wrestle on her back.
Screw doing the Eiffel Tower let's wobbly w
wobbly w by Viciously Choked October 19, 2023

wobbly john 

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.
Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"
wobbly john by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024

Wobbly Woods 

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.
Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time