Lady Wellington 

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.

"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"

Lady Wellington by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013

Beef Wellington 

When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong

That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.

Beef Wellington by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

Queef Wellington 

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center

"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"

Queef Wellington by SamHateHer September 2, 2022

Wellington 

Capital city of New Zealand, also known as Wellywood due to it being the home of Weta Studios (special effects geni behind Lord of the Rings and King Kong).

Wellington has some of the coolest graffiti in the world due to its political nature.

Lots of hills, good for keeping pedestrians fit.

My thighs are so toned coz I just spent 2 weeks making a short film in Wellington

Wellington by flatscreenface July 30, 2007

Willington, CT

The place where one only passes through when lost, or drunk. The people so cool that they renamed Memorial Day Willington Day, and have a fiesta behind the elementary school.

Willington, Ct may refer to all of those uppidy Connecticut towns that you need to be sprung from. Soon.

Willington, CT by Sayjay901 April 29, 2011

Wellington Doughnut 

The 'Wellington Doughnut', a sexual act where in one licks and sexually stimulates a school teacher's anus from under a table whilst the teacher is defecating.

"Did you hear shitface give Mr. Wang a Wellington Doughnut?!"

Wellington Doughnut by Ziyi August 17, 2007

Wellington 

The act of forcing a females hand upon your own crotch in the attempt to receive a hand job, all without prior touching, kissing, or foreplay of any kind.

Female 1: Last night he gave me a Wellington.

Female 2: What? No titty or ass grabbing, whatsoever?

Female 1: Nope, just a straight Wellington.

Wellington by Dr. Derelicte June 1, 2010