kmart wifi

An internet connection so bad that it makes the game you're playing back in time.
Popularized by youtuber Alpharad.

Person 1: Damn, i can barely move because of this guy's kmart wifi.
Person 2:
Person 2:

by DickVitale'sAwesomeBabyHoops December 20, 2018

Wifi Password

The enchantment table language on the back of the router.

Person 1: Hey bro what's the wifi password?

Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.

Person 1: ...Nevermind then.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021

McDonald WiFi

When you have crappy WiFi.

Kevin: Bruh, this school WiFi is taking me forever to join Kahoot
Kelly: Right! The school has McDonald Wifi
Kevin: I'm hip

by Kira Kellz December 3, 2017

Wifi Wifey

Your bestfriend.Your lover you spend time with.stay in touch with your Wifi Wifey

My Bestfriend is my Wifi Wifey.

by AriandVan July 31, 2016

No-Wifi-A-Phobia

Being Scared Of Not Having Wi-Fi

No Light,No Cable Now I Have No-Wifi-A-Phobia

by Bomb Squad <3 November 4, 2012

WiFi party

similar to a LAN party, but players instead connect with each other using wireless connection. Usually such parties are smaller when using wireless, yet still possess attributes similar to a LAN party, such as massive caffeine consumption and junk food.

Steve, Bill and I had a WiFi party where we gamed all night in Source and WoW yesterday.

by wezil_18 August 13, 2010

Wifi wifey

A WiFi wifey is your internet bae. Preferably a girl. She's your rod and you really care about her.

You're my WiFi Wifey
And

Listen to wifey WiFi by Nick bean

by Daymzachary April 5, 2016