Weaksauce

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

by Dr. J August 18, 2004

weaksauce

To use a computer glitch to score or win in a video sports game.

Originally, defined in Boulder CO circa 1994 while playing EA NHL '94.

If a player skated in front of the goal horizontally and shot, a glitch would cause the goally to "flop" and leave the goal area wide open. Pursposefully shooting, such a shot would be considered "weaksauce".

Sessa: "Yaazerman skates in front, shot, SCORE!!!"

ALL: "Whatever Sessa that was total WEAKSAUCE!!"

by Alexander Mogilny October 2, 2005

Weaksause

Not cool. Lame. Crappy situation.

All there is on tv is reality shows and all your porn is too old to watch... Weaksause

by wer138 January 26, 2009

weaksauce

a tasty sauce that is used at any time during the week...monday, wednesday, saturday, etc.

since today is monday, i think i will have some weaksauce.

by tom muller June 10, 2007

weaksauce

1. anything that you decide is weaker than you. 2. Kalia Lor.

John: Man that was some weaksauce stuff.

Joe: Who Kalia Lor?

John: Definitely.

by california001 January 2, 2011

weaksauce

A Person that NINJA loots Items from Instances in WOW (World of Warcraft)

You Weaksaused that.

That Guy just weaksause that from me.

by Buffalo Bob May 13, 2005

Weaksauce

A sauce that is weak, yet delicious...

Mmm... weaksauce...

by robertsan300zx July 19, 2003