A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.
Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.
Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
by alexvause September 6, 2016
Get the the dirty waddlemug. I created this term in 1998 to make our first son to be still while watching a show or movie. I told him to come to the special place behind my legs and knees as a special place, it got him to calm down and feel included. It has been a running joke in our family for years. I made up a few terms raising kids and they all loved them. But I created the term and I always thought it one word doodlewaddle to be honest. All my children loved spending time in the doodlewaddle! They would fight over it at times! Don't care what you say we are great parents!
Come sit in the doodlewaddle and watch this movie with us! It is warm and safe! Doodle Waddle is actually doodlewaddle!
by DingoDawg! January 27, 2022
Get the Doodle Waddlemug. Absolute narco who splashes money on several e girls in the hope that they will show him a bit of skin. He's in a group of the 4 most retarded individuals you will ever witness in your lifetime. He has plenty of secrets & a fucking huge EGO. His cock does not compare to his massive ego and his streams well he doesnt stream. There's no one more stinkier, more WeirdChamp than waddles. He is a one of a kind virgin who absolutely loves women to the point it scares them. Some say his hair is like a paint brush others say his hair is just shit. A real communist at heart, faze blaze stan & a full on paki
by FatGingerTallGuy August 5, 2019
Get the Waddlesmug. Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.
by I asked Mavis but she farted July 29, 2021
Get the Cabby Waddlemug. Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.
by hocusBOGUS May 7, 2018
Get the Waddlemug. Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.
John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face
by sdfern1 May 4, 2010
Get the Waddle Boatingmug. by Absolute belta August 24, 2016
Get the willy waddlemug.