Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.
by SlickVik August 16, 2010
Get the Parking Vulturemug. noun
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
Evan was such a cartpet vulture every time I would talk with a girl.
I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
by Cory Phillips July 6, 2007
Get the carpet vulturemug. A variation of chow down; Used to describe the rapid consumption of food by multiple individuals (usually siblings) during a family styled meal. Vulturing down ensures that you get the portions you desire before that food is depleted.
I planned on having ham for Thanksgiving this year, but it was vultured down before it even made it to the table.
by SuperEboy January 24, 2014
Get the vultured downmug. A man or woman that will try and pick up your spouse or partner by way of the internet. Also they will use other forms of technology to do this. The sms or text message is one of their preferred methods also. This usually happens behind ones back. Also this is predominantly a male thing, nothing can be done about it, confronting ones partner or spouse and accusing them of flirting with these people will backfire and you will be the bad guy. They are extremely good at manipulation and usually have a few women/men on the go at once. Beware frequent IRC and Messenger sessions.
"im sick of these fucking net vultures tuning you"
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
by P. Rickshaw October 9, 2007
Get the net vulturemug. An individual who stealthily pounces on a pot of coffee which has just finished brewing. Usually travels in packs just large enough to require a full pot to satisfy all of them. As a general rule, coffee vultures never brew coffee themselves, even if they leave a completely empty pot. Rather, they prefer to wait with empty cup, keeping ears and noses perked for the next unsuspecting rube to brew more.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
"FFS! I've made coffee three times today and every time I got back to the pot, the coffee vultures had gotten there before me!"
by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009
Get the Coffee Vulturemug. Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.
by Brick October 13, 2004
Get the Chair Vulturemug. the girls that come out to parties wearing so much makeup that their faces start to slide off. Makes you want to blot their faces with tissues.
Swoop down on any semi-attractive male one by one, like vultures circling their prey.
Come in packs
Swoop down on any semi-attractive male one by one, like vultures circling their prey.
Come in packs
girl 1: "man, I was at this party when suddenly these vulture girls swooped in out of nowhere and started hitting up the guys one by one."
girl 2: "yeah, they tend to circle their prey"
girl 2: "yeah, they tend to circle their prey"
by chicafemme January 14, 2010
Get the vulture girlmug.