Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.
Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!
by swaglord_mcmuffin December 06, 2021
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vested

money you can actually touch, or cash out as a paycheck/income
out of my $5000 in my 401(k), only 80% of it is vested, which means i can only take out at max $4000. my employer still holds the remaining $1000. the remaining $1000, will be mine after 6 months.
by anon03654643 January 14, 2023
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Yellow vest

A newer derogatory term used for those stuck in low-end service roles due to socioeconomic status. These are people who are either trying to be more upwardly mobile socially or are stuck in this kind of abusive service work, where the pay is minimal and working conditions are awful. These roles can be semi drivers, warehouse workers, anyone at Amazon Fulfillment, and other transportation workers. These roles are deemed essential to the economy but are targeted to be replaced by AI and other mechanization and process controls currently in place.
All workers clocking into the Amazon warehouse are Yellow vest workers. They are wearing reflective vests and are all going to be subjected to much work at low wages during their shifts.
by MichAvePhil December 29, 2023
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party vest

An asian style red suede vest usually worn by the first person to get drunk at a party or person willing to party the most.

Exact origins are unknown; analysis reveals it smells funny.
Put away the axe, Ed has the party vest on.
by costas1 August 18, 2008
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Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).
I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.
by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022
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Vesting

What a bubble brained sin says instead of investing.
"Hey Mam's what you vesting?"
by timidtax June 29, 2024
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Vest anger

the feeling of anger and/or aggression because of the restrictions of a vest
*John is in a bad mood and throws phone while wearing a vest* Sally says “ You’re have vest anger, take off your vest and you’ll feel better.
by Stink stink 30000 March 08, 2024
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