Vernon Township High School

whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.
“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”
by beansinmybutt December 07, 2021
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Vernon cox

You are the best man I ever met I don't care if you hit I won't leave you ever
Vernon cox is amazing
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Vernon cox

You have Are the best friend that anyone can have you deserve Chelsea and I am so happy for the both of you guys and I hope you guys stay married forever ❤️❤️❤️
Vernon cox is my best friend
by Best friend forever April 20, 2024
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The Vernon Manuever

When one sneaks back into their house (typically one shaped like Mt. Vernon) without their parents knowing, after a long night of drinking.
Tonight, we’re going to pull The Vernon Manuever.
by Joeman81818 December 18, 2021
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vernoned

To get fucked really hard and instead of lube he uses sand - he thinks you have been outsmarted but when you eventually figure it out he unknowingly gets vernoned right back Thereby evening the field
Hey look how funny that guy is walking - he must have been vernoned
by Xappy Gilmore March 31, 2020
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Taylor vernon

A absolutely perfect drop dead gorgeous girl that everyone should want to marry.
by bdfmallow November 23, 2015
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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