varmint poontang

the female organ of a rodent

I cant believe you perfer varmint poontang over the REAL DEAL!!!

by william murray June 17, 2008

Vermont Sampler

When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.

When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.

by sam bogan October 20, 2008

Vermont Handjob

Your girl or boy covers their hand in maple syrup and then proceeds to give you a handjob.

My girlfriend gave me a vermont handjob saturday morning and then we ate pancakes

by Turdferg February 2, 2017

Pownal, Vermont

not the worst place in Vermont but not the best either...its kinda like one of those so-so towns. Pownal Vermont has been viewed as the "Hillbillyville" of the 802...but really what place in Vermont doesnt have hillbillies, cows, rednecks, mud, green mountains, and snow?! One upside is no matter what season it is, people always have fun...snowmobiling over frozen lakes, snowboarding off roofs, diving off cliffs into freezing water, fourwheeling till you're caked in mud, and drinkin beer no matter what time of day it is...

Bill: "Why do you like Pownal, Vermont so much?"
Tom: "Lived there my whole life."
Bill: "Seems like a pretty shitty place to live."
Tom: "Nahhh, you get use to the manure smell after a while..."

by 802daisyduke February 23, 2011

Northern Vermont University

A sad attempt at trying to make two mediocre colleges in the middle of a frozen hellhole to seem like they’re a prestigious academic institution. RIP LSC & JSC.

I think Northern Vermont University has more skunks on campus than students.

by stickynutsubsidence November 4, 2018

Sutton, Vermont

Most people find out about Sutton when they get lost looking for Burke Mountain. Sutton is 11 "scenic" miles of welfare and depression. Along your drive you can see endless amounts of trees, only interrupted by the common dilapidated trailer which is accompanied by strewn car parts and random furniture items. Just hope your car never breaks down here. There is no store, fire station or anything for that matter. The town's people like to make believe they are still in the 1800s.

Dude I got lost today and wound up in Sutton, Vermont. It was really sketchy.

by Steve802 March 14, 2010

Milton, Vermont

A fairly decent town, compared to others in Vermont. Criticized by its' old stereotypes that are completely retarded, Milton students are framed, and judged.
School sports are improving a lot more. Academic skills, also.

Winooski student: Haha, you're from Milton! How much drugs do you have on ya'?

Milton student: Not anymore than you do...? Oh haha I see, you're still thinking people from Milton, Vermont are rednecks, wiggers, drug dealers, and all that other bullshit, aren't you? We're just like every other town in Vermont, if not better.

by JudgedMiltonStudent April 4, 2011