Velociraptor

A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one.

Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.

Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.

by Velociraptors Are Real August 17, 2012

Intellectual Velocity

The ability to think intellectually at a fast pace.

The doctor reacted quickly and saved that patient. He must have very high intellectual velocity.

by Parth S Patel October 13, 2010

velociraptor

Used in place for the word nigga.

1) Sup, Velociraptor.
2) Velociraptor please.

by VelociraptorPlease May 31, 2007

the velmas

A kickass rock band from Albany, NY. They released Another Day at School in June 2002, and put on an amazing live show. Their website is www.thevelmas.com.

I went to go see The Velmas last night, and I don't think I'll ever see a show that good again!

by mike grosshandler December 18, 2003

Jesus Velocity

When a massive or difficult project is finished in a relatively short amount of time.

Luke McKinny, cracked.com Over three days, I saw a Beijing street torn up, disemboweled and resurfaced. The roadway was made whole at Jesus velocity

by Krashlia July 4, 2012

To Velma

The annoying instance when you're looking for your glasses and cannot find them because you cannot see without your glasses. A special brand of Catch 22 where in witch you are fucked. In reference to the popular hit television serious and movie franchise "Scooby Doo". Specifically referencing the character Velma Dinkley who's glasses would often drop from her face and she would not be able to find them again on account of her being (what must have been) legally blind without them.

Person A "Ah shucks, guys can you help me find my glasses I dropped them and cannot see where they are?"

Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"

Person A "OK"

by PrometheusNow September 16, 2015

velociraptoraphobia

An extreme and irrational fear of velociraptors, commonly known as raptors. Developed in those who are loserfaces. One symptom is fear of tall grass where raptors may be found.

Dan has velociraptoraphobia because he is a loserface.

by spinash April 20, 2009