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Vegan

Known to many as a modern day Nazi, the VEGAN is someone who refuses to eat meat, eggs, dairy products, or any other food that is made from that of animal products. People who are mostly vegans include soccer moms, girls with eating disorders, preps/preppies, members of the imfamous terrorist organization known as PETA, people who are obsessed with perserving the enviorment, and morons with more morals than brains. Vegans suffer from lack of protein, which causes diseases such as anemia, an unhealthy look, and a snobbish attitute to those who do not share the vegan's point of views.
Because she was a vegan, Madison became known to her classmates as "skeletor girl" because she looked like a skeleton, due to her lack of protein. Madison also was obsessed with animal rights and had begun insulting people at her school who wore leather and ate meat. Needless to say, she was her school's most hated student.
by smart_girl July 16, 2003
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Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.
This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.
by ben May 13, 2005
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Vegan

Just two steps above Anorexia.

Omnivore
Vegetarian
Vegan <-- There it is!
Shadow Vegan
Anorexic

Doesn't get much worse...
"Ya crazy vegan!"
"At least I'm not anorexic"
"pretty dang close!"
by The squished tomato February 24, 2005
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Vegan

being weak
by Yoda's last name January 1, 2021
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Vegan

Vegan: i dyed my hair green today
Non-Vegan: So you’re vegan now?
by dzadddy December 8, 2020
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Vegan

by Pickle5977 April 24, 2022
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Vegan

Crap, vegans they are attacking us.
by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021
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