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mississippi vacuum

An obese woman's vagina that sucks up everything in sight.
i can barely walk after that girl last night gave me a mississippi vacuum
by The Dark Meat July 31, 2009
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moral-vacuum

A complete lack of morals and integrity, in most cases acting belligerently and knowingly rejecting scrunity.
"How good is our moral-vacuum?" says the leadership team of the Australian Liberal National Party - being a working definition and classic example of a space devoid of morals and integrity
by Bauplenut January 16, 2020
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cheeseburger vacuum

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.
Dang, Trent is such a cheeseburger vacuum! That boy would eat a turd if you put ketchup on it!
by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008
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Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.
Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!
by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011
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vacuum chamber

A community where people with similar ideas congregate and bounce identical or nearly identical ideas back and forth in order to re-affirm their beliefs without facing outside opposition.
Otherkin vacuum chambers often can be found on sites such as Tumblr, promoting the belief that a human can be something other than a human.
by Bobbay Dean December 23, 2015
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Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven
Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum
by Master Dutch May 28, 2018
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