vacuum nut 

A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.

This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this

I cant im experiencing the Vacuum nutt

Oh fuck Oh shit, its the vacuum nutt!!!

vacuum nut by Gustavo Rock June 3, 2020

Vacuum Warrior Princess 

One who regularly does battle with her vacuum wielding adversaries regardless of what unsightly neck injuries are sustained.

Vacuum Warrior Princess, Mellisa, studies statistics with a large red splotch on her neck from a recent battle.

Vacuum Warrior Princess by StatsWiz December 18, 2008

Vacuum-sacking 

Inserting one's ballsack into a 'space bag' whereupon an airtight seal is achieved, essentially 'locking in' the freshness of the ballsack for others to enjoy at their later convenience.

"Dude, I was vacuum-sacking my nutsack for my girlfriend. She gets back in three months and I want to preserve all the goodness for her".

Vacuum-sacking by Monagle July 29, 2011

Vacuum Soup 

Phrase added to subject line or body of e-mail denoting multiple parties are CC'ed, or BCC'ed.
Mainly used to prevent inappropriate but common comments from being replied to all recipients.

Steve (to teachers, softball coaches and school admins): Did you see what Jenny can do with a bat?

Idiot Friend: (Replies to all) No, but I'll tell you what I'd like to see her do with a bat!
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Steve (to teachers, friends and school admins): Did you see what Jenny can do with a bat?
ps - vacuum soup

Idiot Friend: (Replies to all) No.

Vacuum Soup by Tom Gunnells April 17, 2008

vacuum warrior prince 

The male version of a vacuum warrior princess.

Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.

vacuum warrior prince by sigma_alpha_mu January 7, 2009

vacuum the pantry 

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

vacuum the pantry by doonga November 4, 2013

vacuum packed 

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

vacuum packed by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017