A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
Get the one up the bum, no harm donemug. by YTone_up_gamer September 9, 2020
Get the One up wolfmug. by MFRO June 19, 2017
Get the One-upmug. by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022
Get the Lick one upmug. you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty
by kwjg42 August 27, 2023
Get the next one upmug. by Gangha girl May 26, 2024
Get the One upmug. When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.
Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.
by Mushboom August 11, 2021
Get the One upmug.