twisted

1. mixed up, confused
2. carzy, wild

1. Don't get it twisted, juss cuz she slept with the whole block don't mean she's a ho---she's just friednly.
2. That nigga is into some twisted shit, he wanted me to tie him up....

by DarkNova December 13, 2001

twisted

Another word for caught upthat means being stuck on a girl and not being able to do anything without thinking about her

"You got me twisted over you" -Keith Sweat

by Luis C. April 30, 2005

Twisted Butch

The act of hittin yo bitch from behind and realizing shes a 300 lb tranny. The twisted part comes when you decide to hit it anyway.

So she was takin it like a man till I realized she was, so I pulled a Twisted Butch.

by Chief slapaho October 2, 2015

Twisted Tugboat

You have a threesome, as you're doing one girl in the butt the other girl comes from behind, grabs your balls and twists it into a grip and uses your balls to help push and pull you into the other girl.

I was doing Isabel from behind and Tina came around and gave me the twisted tugboat because she noticed I was getting tired.

by surveillance cousin October 6, 2009

twisted

Intoxication from drugs.

Raoul Duke: "Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people."

by Audiogon June 19, 2011

Twisted up

To be high as fuck and drunk as hell. The result of lots of weed and liquor. The only way to really get down.

Got damn, I'm all twisted up.

by ASU Mutant October 17, 2011

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006