Nickelback Trapped

Being in a situation where you can't get to the radio when a Nickelback song comes on, thus having to suffer through the duration of the song.

Dude, I turned the radio up as I got in the shower because they were playing Bowie, but they played Nickelback next and I was all suds'd up. I got Nickelback Trapped. I hate that!

by Things Bother Me March 3, 2011

Trampollution

Noise (and visual) pollution caused by the neighbours' kids on their trampoline. At its worst when you're trying to enjoy a quiet sunbathe in your garden sanctuary but these screeching little humans repeatedly bounce above the height of the fence, possibly even making eye contact as they do so, and definitely destroying your privacy. Extreme cases of trampollution can occur when your garden is sandwiched between two gardens which each have trampolines. It can then feel as though you're sitting - perhaps also trying to read - at the heaving centre of an adventure playground.

I really fancy kicking back in the garden with a book and big dooby, but I'll have to stay inside because of the currently high levels of trampollution.

by hairygunt April 15, 2009

Trippopotamus

A hippopotamus that is tripping on psychadelic drugs such as LSD or Pscillocibin mushrooms. They commonly reference "trippin' balls" and "Grateful Dead laser shows".

I took mushrooms at the Bassnectar concert with a Trippopotamus that kept telling me about the Grateful Dead laser show he watched last week.

by Jewboy, Beeeeen, and Mel Mel March 4, 2010

Trampolini

An abnormally strechy pasta or a loose woman.

That girl he hooked up with was a trampolini.

by MyselfJustToldMyself April 11, 2015

Trapper’s Trick Or Treats

Trapper presents you with two options: trick or treat. Trick being grinded on by Trapper and treat being gifted a pre sucked wet lolly pop. It’s a win win situation. However, if one declines both options and disobeys trapper, they shall be punished. The punishment is being carried away by Trapper’s Jester Pole up your back entrance.

Trapper’s Trick Or Treats was great last night. I wonder where Gary went after he disobeyed Trapper. Has anyone seen him since it?

by mrbellend December 14, 2021

trapdoor booger

A booger that is trapped in one’s nose, usually stuck to the wall of the nostril, which flaps back and forth like a hinged trap door when breathing. The trap door should be removed with caution; if snorted too vigorously when trying to loosen, it may suddenly release, resulting in being sucked down into the back of your throat, Which may induce nausea or vomiting.

I’ve had a trapdoor booger stuck in my nose all day, It’s driving me crazy!

by Steve Brown (Nu) April 1, 2022

Crap Trapped

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.

(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."

by Duece79 September 2, 2016