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Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.
by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020
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Leon Topping

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek
by TheDanceOfItaly September 3, 2020
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toploading

(V.) Overfilling a hand-rolled cigarette (specifically a marijuana cigarette) in the front part of the joint. Toploading is considered rude and and a blazer faux pas.
Lindsey:"How was that party last night?"

Max: "Well, Brennan started toploading and that fucked-up his rollers rights so Zak got the first taste."
by Maxxxwell June 22, 2008
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Hot Topping

The perfect match for a Stud Waffle. A woman with stunning beauty and a keen intellect. She is independent and strong but doesn't mind a man taking care of her. The type of girl you just don't pass up.
See that chick over at the register... she is one Hot Topping. A girl like that doesn't stay single long.

Wow man. That Robyn girl is a seriously Hot Topping. Some Stud Waffle is really lucky.
by trogthemanchild June 10, 2009
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topmonhit

A man who licks his own anus with another man pinching his own ass, in a form of sexual intercourse with two gay males, most likely driven by sexual video game charactors, and they always use orgy butter brand anal gel.
Did you here? I heard Jack gave a topmonhit to his friend Joe last night!
I knew he was gay, he's a topmonhit for christs sake.
DUDE, I just met a topmonhit and he said touch my ass. O__O
by Jonathan P Reilly June 11, 2006
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Topping

Of Irish origin, meaning (for a male) to slide their hands up a woman's top and touch her breasts over her bra!!
Person 1: How far did you get at wezz? (disco)
Person 2: she let me top her
Person 1: Wow so you are in with the art of topping!
by Ginger nerd..... :) September 18, 2011
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