Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 09, 2018

Tonight's the night

My name is Dexter, Dexter Morgan. I don't know what made me the way I am. But whatever it was, left a hollow place inside."

usually said when Dexter Morgan gets ready to murder somebody

- "Tonight's the night. And it's gonna happen again and again. Has to happen."

by Blood spatter analyst June 13, 2024

Tonight's the night...

A synonym for Kill Yourself. Used commonly to circumvent chat restrictions in games such as League of Legends.

All annieBuster (Jax): jg gap mid lost
All annieBuster (Jax): ez lane
All Yeezus (Ivern): tonight's the night...

by skankfunk January 28, 2024

piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 01, 2023

tonights boyfriend

When a woman makes and/or teases a emotional relationship with a man to improve a hookup

"Girl you seem really into that one" " no he's just tonights boyfriend"

by Meganxoxo January 06, 2024

Paying for it tonight

Paying for the dinner so you can get the ass

I’m paying for it tonight *winks*

by Jackattack6969 September 14, 2021

Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021