tomooha

tomooha
Tomooha is a unusual greeting for someone named Tom or Tomoose. Originated from a very drunken evening involving Tequila. Tomooha's can generally be found in their field playing their sax-am-a-phone or drinking excessive amounts in thier own mini-bar. They always use unnecessary words that normal people have to look up in the dictionary, because it makes them feel better about themselves. Also may have an animal called Jeff.

Mooha also originates from Tomooha.

Friend - Hey Tomooha, how's it going?
Tomooha - Im unimpeachable, fancy a Stout?

by TheFatMessiah November 9, 2008

tampoon

when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face

tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!

by tj dooley December 22, 2008

tomboozery

shenanigans under the influence of alcohol

Chris had a hard night at the bars and participated in some tomboozery afterwards and ended up in jail

by zxypoo January 15, 2010

Tomfoolery

being annoying, messing around, and being just an all around jackass

"will you cut that tomfoolery the hell out"

Original Latin: Dickus Actionas Maximus

by THE LOUD SCOTT April 18, 2015

tomfoolish

Containing elements of tomfoolery.

It was tomfoolish of Jack to throw toilet paper on the Ralphersons's house.

by JaxonJackson July 24, 2016

tampoozing

Tampoozing is when your tampon is coming out and you have to run to the bathroom.

Get out of my way, I am in a big hurry! I am tampoozing!

by dangitcornholio February 2, 2018

TomFooling

The act of tomfooling is to find a mate named tom and begin tomfooling his dick in a duel.

"Tom and I had too much to drink and we got into a little bit of tomfoolery last night"

Moral: Don't be a tomfool like these guys, TomFooling.

by AsianSpiderMen October 12, 2019