ninja

A visitor that appears late in night in hooded attire as not to be detected by others whose purpose is to perform sexually pleasing acts of a non-commitment based nature.

Jasmine "Dick for Days" Johnson is a ninja.

by pappi12 April 27, 2009

Ninja

vb. To steal something out a window or whilst spinning.

Not to be confused with plain theft, to ninja something you must take it and throw it out a window or jump out the window with it, OR you must spin past it and pick it up mid-spin so as to make the action invisible to the human eye.

He totally ninja'd that chair out the back window.

by death on yee. March 5, 2009

ninja

ninjas can lick their elbows

Just to show you how cool a ninja was, they licked their elbow.

by reezdabeezy August 6, 2009

Ninja

Ninja is a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he "the shit" but in reality he is shit.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Ninja just said?
Person 2: Yeah he can totally suck a fat one.

by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019

Ninja

the thing you say when you have ligma.

Johnny, you're diagnosed with Ninja

by Fuckingswett dude May 13, 2019

Ninja

A youtuber who tells you not to bully but then tells a child to shut the fuck up when he is talking to them. He then proceeds to report you for stream sniping.

Ninja: Do not bully people. Do not be mean to anyone. Do not pick on anyone.

also Ninja: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU.

by Jane cROW March 15, 2019

ninja

fortnite dude also pretty cool. go subscribe!

you cant kill ninja

by uncleedgarpapke June 16, 2018