Draft Pick

The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.

"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl

"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy

by MrZero August 25, 2010

pick me

a pick me is some annoying mf who does shit to “fit in” and instead of fitting in they just piss everyone off

pick me-*sings*
me - woah ur such a good singer
pick me - omg im so not stawp itt 👉🏻👈🏻
me - 🌝

also me - stupid pick me

by THIS GRILLLLL 🤪😎✨🥵 January 29, 2022

fruity pick

The act of using homosexual endeavors to phase an opponent in an organized sport. To be done properly the fruity pick must be done on a heterosexual, and preformed in an agressive manner to throw you foe into a fit of disgust. Physical contact is must, and as a secondary measure, homosexual verbal cues can also be used.

"Rob whats your deal! u cant get anything done out their!"
"Man Gianmarco has been pullin' fruity picks all game! LOOK! LOOK AT THE WAY HE IS LOOKING AT ME!"

by yesitisesta September 13, 2008

pick/pass

A version of the "would you fuck" game that is appropriate and discrete enough for mixed company. When a member of the opposite sex comes into visual range, a gut-level reaction gauging their attractiveness is expressed binarily into a "pick" or a "pass."

(hot chick walks by)
Me: "Pick/pass?"
Kyle: "Pick"
Me: "Huuuuge pick"
Allison: "What are you talking about?"

by Ted Ginn October 21, 2005

Nose picking

Masturbation of the nose.

You can pick it for hours just to get out some very tough and stuck snots. Once it comes out you feel euphoric and very relieved.

I was doing some nose picking my nose very hard the other day that I got out tons of boogers, felt so damn good.

by nosepickin' October 30, 2011

Pick a flower

It means to pick a spot to hit, slap, or kick

Drunk dad- "Why aren't the dishes washed" !!
Child- "Sorry dad!! I forgot, I had a long day so I took a nap."
Drunk dad- "that's it" !!
Child- "it's okay dad pick a flower and do it I'm used to the pain" :(

by iCoNiC r4T September 20, 2018

picking wildflowers

to have sex in the woods

baby why dont you say we go picking wildflowers, got a spot picked back in the woods!

by -hannah-cam- December 27, 2005