Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
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Get the Tinker Talbot mug.When you get old and tinker with stuff while moseying about. Said like it's early 1900's New York street gangs. Like 'Fiddlin' Ben' but old and slowly doing nothing of the utmost importance.
I just know I'll be a tinkering mosey when I'm old, it's literally all I've ever wanted to do. Tinker with stuff moseying about; no deadlines... Then maybe, I'll finally be able to kill time, once and for all.
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Get the tinker-twat mug.Jump WOLFE bones and FUCK HER OUT OF ORBIT as JUST YELL BITCH , " TINKER TINDLE BUMBLE WOLFE" but the only problem is you forgot SHE IS THE ONE that started that FAB to (CUT OFF PENIS'ES with BALLS IN PLACE around the world as she was kind ENOUGH to you as thank me for leaving you with "YOUR COARSE AND COURAGE" and she yells after as "YOU ARE SCREAMING" , "YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY FAGG0T'S ASSH0LE.!!!!"
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I guess I have tinkeritis.
I guess I have tinkeritis.
by Lt. Yu Han March 20, 2021
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Get the Tinker Fluff mug.Always lad that is no taller than 5'5 he is always super angry and feisty always getting angry over the small things like playful insults. He always gets the same haircuts never daring to change even though he "try's to change it". And i think they dont poo
Person 1: you see that bloke why is he so angry
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
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