tinkered

A word used by people who go on ski trips and bring the smallest amount of weed possible to described getting high.

Said with a hand gesture alike the gesture for getting wasted

Guys you ready to get tinkered on this trip *makes hand gesture with left hand while pulling out the tiniest amount of weed *

by Saaaaaa dude July 20, 2016

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

james tinker

A hot tall guy who has the heart of a champion usually can be compared to a Disney kids show lead character

“Wow I’m jealous of you are dating james tinker”

by WittneyBiatch88741 June 17, 2022

Tinker tipping

When Tinker bell fits her whole fist in peters tip.

This miniature sexual fisting brings Peter Pan great pleasure

Hey could you and tink keep it down? I heard you guys tinker tipping last night

by The tinker_69 August 27, 2023

Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019

tinkeritis

When your obsession with developing your system configs outweighs the repercussions of real life.

While the professor was explaining polymorphism, I was busy configuring my dwm config.h.

I guess I have tinkeritis.

by Lt. Yu Han March 20, 2021

Tinker's damn

The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.

I don't think you're even deserving of a tinker's damn, after what you did to those kids.

by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025